If you are fed up with all your complaints about the iPhone, check out the SGH-P520 from Samsung:

Just like the iPhone it has a 2.6 inch touchscreen display  that can display 262.144 colors. It can vibrate to indicate user feedback when you touch the display. It as EDGE powered data transmission, internet bowser, music player, bluetooth 2.0 and a regular USB port so you can basically plug it into any computer available. The internal memory of this device can be expanded by a regular Micro-SD card.

Watch out iPhone, this is only the start of some very serious competition!